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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 17:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Quis sed officia eum accusantium animi.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Deion Sanders: Pre-draft attacks on Shedeur and Shilo "hurt" - NBC Sports

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

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Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A kid threw a stone at my car. I confronted his mom (who was nearby). She said, "You can't prove it was my son." How should I have reacted?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Amazon launches new R&D group focused on agentic AI and robotics - TechCrunch

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

How does it feel to have sex with a 40 year old curvy aunty?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why cant I breathe when I sleep on my back, I can breathe if im on my side or stomach but I feel uncomfortable since either my neck is twisted or my back is in pain, im physically healthy and my surroundings are clean so whats the problem?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?