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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 17:54

Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Quis sed officia eum accusantium animi.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
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Still no good.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
How does it feel to have sex with a 40 year old curvy aunty?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones